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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions? They're not hole-y."

"Why did Loki want the tesseract? to get rid of his tesserection"

"Why did the carpenter's wife leave him? He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her."

"I used to wait for hrs with my finger on the record button of a boom box after requesting a song on the radio. I'm familiar with commitment."

"GOVERNMENT VS. MAFIA Q: What's the difference between the government and the Mafia? A: One of them is organized."

"The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't make that here."" Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar. He gets up and leaves. He takes a seat and orders a Polynesian Pearl Diver."

"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her..."

"Matthew McConaughey is for Matthew McConaughorses"

"What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? Every night they pop open a cold one."

"I like my women like my beer... Cold and with the head blown off."