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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Kid: knock knock Dad: Who's there? Kid: Hatch Dad: Hatch who? Kid: Bless You."
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"What's the difference between a leprechaun and a hooker with 5 STD's? Well one of them is a cunning runt."
"How many Police Officers does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen. One to change the light bulb, and twelve to beat the room for being black."
"Me: ""Want a banana?"" 3yo: ""Yes, but don't cut it up. And don't peel it. And don't make it be a banana. Make it be a waffle."""
"My dog's favorite movie is 50 Shades of Grey... because the sex is rrruff."
"What do you call a black hipster? An idiot."
"My friend ran into a tree with his brand new car... He found out his Mercedes bends"
"I'm good at telling dad jokes Hi good at telling dad jokes, I'm dad."
"Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!"
"What kind of ships can't go in salt water? Snail-boats"