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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe..."
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"I was pretty surprised when my son came home from university and announced that he's gay. He used to hate anal sex when he was little."
"I've never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face."
"How did Popeye keep his tool clean? NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he wont come when you call it!"
"Procrastination is similar to masturbation The longer you wait the larger the load"
"What's the difference between a horny man and a vampire? Vampires don't come inside without permission"
"Does anyone get the urge to tweet something really bad just to see if the government is really paying attention to you?"
"What would happen if the Earth was a Cube? We'd all be cubans. ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry"
"What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Hillary Clinton? A dickless bull that can't fuck its way into the white house. But who tell which is which?"