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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut."

"What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes? What you get served at KFC is original."

"What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering."

"What's a pirate's favorite workout program? Pirates (pronounced like pilates)"

"I have started a band called Free Beer. When people see our sign 'Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM' I'm sure everyone is going to be there."

"Have you ever said something and immediately thought ""I didn't know I knew that."""

"Shamrocks are the most dishonest of all the rocks."

"A real man will always find time for his woman, even if it means blowing off a date with his mistress."

"Good news! Doctor: I have a really good news for you Mrs Johnson Woman: Well, my name is Ms Johnson Doctor: In that case, I have a really bad news for you Ms Johnson!"

"Shall I tell you the joke about the kidnappers? I'd better not. You might get carried away."