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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering."

"Stop earbuds from tangling by putting them on then carefully stapling them to your body. Who's ready for music? Not you. You have tetanus"

"My neighbor is a veterinarian I can never tell whether he's talking about putting an animal to sleep or the ""youth in Asia."""

"Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie? Because it was PG"

"A cartoonist died in his home... Details are sketchy."

"Stoned wife wants you to rate her joke Do you remember the type of animal that has a memory that is the opposite of an elephant's? ... I forgot"

"I got banned from /r/ELI5 the other day I don't understand why"

"How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first."

"Dad jokes are real.... What do you call a Cow with no legs? ""Ground Beef"""

"My Grandfather was one of those Unorthodox Jews. He was a Nazi."