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Joke of the Day

"Shamrocks are the most dishonest of all the rocks."

"A kid asks his dad, ""what's the difference between 'realistically' and 'potentially'""? His dad responds, ""realistically you've heard this joke before, potentially, you will hear it again""."

"I'm rockin the 'Barbie doll' look today. No, I didn't dye my hair blonde. I did 4 pushups and now I can't unbend my arms"

"How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew."

"Recently scientist found an actual biographical journal of Rip Van Winkle And the rest is history"

"An immature kid decides to play ding dong ditch"

"Let's cure feminism with the 7up plan. Wake up Chin up Grow up Cheer up Lighten up Loosen up But most of all SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple? iPatch"

"Did you hear about the blind man who took a hammer and saw?"

"What do you call someone from Massachusetts who murders a bunch of Catholics? A Mass. Mass Mass Murderer."