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Joke of the Day

"Shamrocks are the most dishonest of all the rocks."

"Niggas Dont even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram"

"Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!"

"I'm going to make end of the world jokes... ... Like there's no tomorrow"

"Printer tired while printing her picture Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"All of the fortune tellers I've met are either really depressing or overly enhusiastic. Why can't I find a happy medium?"

"Most of adulthood is getting upset over not being invited to things that you wouldn't have gone to even if you were invited"

"[NSFW] Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?"

"What is the softest part of a wheel chair? The vegtable sitting in it"

"Before you get all smug about ""science"" ask yourself why no microwave can penetrate the heart of a lasagna."