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Joke of the Day
"You never get a second chance to make a first impression... ...and so I bite."
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"""This bouquet is missing some flowers"" I said lackadaisically."
"How many porn stars does it take to turn change a fuse? It's too hard to tell. They keep blowing it."
"Be the reason they create new laws."
"Knock, knock Who's there? Hosea Hosea, who? Hosea one more words and I'll beat the craps out of her"
"Q: Why was six scared of seven? A: Because seven ""ate"" nine."
"""Sir you can't bring a whole cake into a movie theater"" ""What if I cut it in half?"""
"Three Blondes Walk Into A Bar Thought one of them would have seen it"
"Butterfly I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM... it drowned"
"[First date] Ok, don't let her know you're a pharmacist Her: Can you pass the salt? ""Sure, it'll be ready in two hours."""