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Joke of the Day

"Knock, knock Who's there? Hosea Hosea, who? Hosea one more words and I'll beat the craps out of her"

"Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?"

"I was born with this saltiness I tasted my own cum It tasted salty"

"What do onions and people have in common? I weep uncontrollably when I cut them."

"Whoa whoa whoa. Stand down, nipples. It's just a little chilly weather, nothing to get excited about."

"You are the joke ..... Yes seriously!"

"What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot."

"What's the difference between mono and herpes? You get mono from snatching a kiss........"

"Have you ever had sex on a campground? It's fucking in tents."

"Jews rated their trip to auschwitz It was one star"