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Joke of the Day

"Why did the girls fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense"

"No Amazon, I don't want to sort stuff by ""Price: High to Low,"" who are the billionaires who would even make that an option?"

"So the Enlarged Prostate and the Bladder are taking. The bladder says "" move I gotta pee!"" the Enlarged Prostate smiles and says "" Sorry but urine trouble."""

"I asked my friend from New Zealand how many times he'd had sex... but he fell asleep before he could tell me."

"Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything We called him 9/12"

"Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair."

"What music do girls on their periods listen to? Ragtime"

"I used to be impatient.... ... I just don't have the time anymore."

"Getty Yup! Cowboy: ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah.... She ain't that ugly."""

"My kids had a shirt made for me that says 'father of the year 2014 quarter finalist'."