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Joke of the Day

"No Amazon, I don't want to sort stuff by ""Price: High to Low,"" who are the billionaires who would even make that an option?"

"My wife gave me a brochure on anger management the other day. I lost it."

"Me and my brother went to a homosexual Chinese restaurant. We both ordered 'the cream of sum yung gui'"

"Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!"

"How do chocolate labs not die of themselves?"

"What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong."

"A marathon runner walks into a bar.. The bartender says why the long race?"

"What's common between sex on a boat and Coors Light? They are both close to water."

"A man steps into an elevator with a woman inside... He asks her, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""NO!"" He says, ""Oh shit, then it must be your pussy!"""

"The awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you"