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Joke of the Day

"Rihanna should date Lebron... he never beats anyone."

"How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice & dump in a can of peas. When the bear comes to take a pea, ya kick him in the ice-hole."

"I forgot what I'm allergic to, I'm trying to remember... ..its on the tip of my tongue edit: I made this up haha just thought you'd like it."

"What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common? They both can't make any change"

"It's too bad your funny status was ruined by your inability to spell."

"""Mom look! It's a toy blue-tooth!""(cereal prize in Doucheberries Crunch)"

"I've been interrogating this dog for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy."

"How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment? Zero. Feet are feet shaped."

"Why do Americans drink their tea cold? Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor."

"My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy."