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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!"
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"You hear about the kids book that explains the Big Bang and Big Crunch to children? ""One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift."" By Doppler Seuss."
"People are always impressed to hear that I graduated from Harvard at 16, but you can do anything you set your mind to if you just lie."
"China must be a huge sausage-fest by now."
"I've got 99 problems but my battery is almost dead so I guess we'll have to talk about this later."
"A boy and his pal A pedophile and a little boy are walking through the woods at night. The boy says, ""Mister, I'm scared."" The pedophile says, ""You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk home alone."""
"Dentist pulled the wife's tooth, she cried. Dentist told her not to put anything hard in her mouth, I cried."
"Walter White should get a monument & every healthcare exec should receive the sentence for his crimes. They made him."
"I was reading the book ""Great Expectations"" by Charles Dickens. It wasn't as good as I hoped it would be."
"So son, you want to win the science fair, eh? We can solve this with good ol' American know-how *drone strikes other projects* We win"