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Joke of the Day

"Dentist pulled the wife's tooth, she cried. Dentist told her not to put anything hard in her mouth, I cried."

"Why JFK doesn't wear hats? It is an airport."

"What's the difference between a male and female table? A male table is made with hard wood."

"5-year-old: I'm supposed to find out more about my hero for school. Me: Aw, you came to me. 5: Yeah. Can you tell me more about Batman?"

"What do a $100 grill and a $100 girl have in common? They will both ruin your meat."

"The existence of Hogwarts has never been proven false..."

"So a cannibal passes a priest in the woods."

"A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'"

"Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake? He had a reptile dysfunction"

"Some Days you're the dog and some days the hydrant."