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Joke of the Day

"Dentist pulled the wife's tooth, she cried. Dentist told her not to put anything hard in her mouth, I cried."

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"I spy with my little eye. A kid terrified with my literally little eye."
"If there's two things I hate, it's racist people and niggers."
"[LPT] When cleaning a messy room start with your bed, you will have a better sense of accomplishment when you eventually give up and sob uncontrollably."
"My neighbours listen to awesome music. Wether they like it or not!"
"Dr ""Do you want the good news or the bad news?"" Patient ""Good"" Dr ""You have 6 months to live"" P ""What's the bad news!?"" Dr ""...in dog years"""
"Every time I tell dad jokes He laughs"
"Jesus walks into a boarding house.... Jesus walks into a boarding house. He puts three nails down on the counter and asks ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"Is that a sweet potato in your pants, or are you just oddly shaped?"
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