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Joke of the Day

"So son, you want to win the science fair, eh? We can solve this with good ol' American know-how *drone strikes other projects* We win"

"Does a blue screen of death constitute being defenestrated?"

"What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers? Russell."

"Hide & Seek Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital? In the I.C.U."

"Why Can't you fool an aborted baby Because it wasn't born yesterday."

"I made an late-night appointment with my escort But she informed me she is only working normal orifice-hours these days."

"On your mark, get set, go f*ck yourself."

"Why didn't you come to the halloween party? I was at the Halloween party as a ninja. ""But I didn't see you there."" ""Exactly."""

"My carpenter refused to make me a kitchen worktop He said it would be counter-productive."

"Do people who bring bikes on the subway know about riding bikes?"