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Joke of the Day

"You hear about the kids book that explains the Big Bang and Big Crunch to children? ""One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift."" By Doppler Seuss."

"Scientists discover that Jupiter's moon, Europa, may be suitable for human habitation. When asked to comment Jupiter stated, ""Oh, hell no."""

"I was engaged to a zombie but it fell apart."

"What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities? Optimus *Crime*."

"There's no i in denial."

"Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins."

"Are you nerd ? Yesterday at social get together I was explaining to my friend how android is better than iOS in many respect. A girl in group says, ""Are you that cool nerd guy?"" I replied, ""Yum"""

"How many dogs does it take to change a tampon? 26"

"What do you call the girls who outrun me? Virgins."

"how do you make holy water boil the hell out of it"