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Joke of the Day

"A BJ a days keep the sluts away from my man..."

"Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people."

"What do you call a fish with no eye? (x-post: /r/badjokes) Fsh."

"""I never spit on the ground"" ""because it's the only one that always supports me"" ""wow, that's a deep thought"" *""ptoo""* ""AAH! MY EYE!"""

"Why don't North Koreans go to heaven? because they have no Seoul"

"I like my coffee how I like my tea Like my coffee"

"I'm dating an x-ray technician... But I don't know what she sees in me."

"As I've been teaching myself how to use GIS again, I've been listening to a lot of Eminem. And I'm beginning to feel just like a map god, map god."

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke her face. I'll see myself out."

"So they finally proved the last part of Einstein theory of relativity. It's about time."