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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eye? (x-post: /r/badjokes) Fsh."
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"Underage girl, sucking on daddy's cock, gets jizzed on all over he......... Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was a google image search."
"Where do poor meatballs live? the spaghetto"
"Jamie Oliver says there's ""nothin worse in the world than an undercooked green bean"" I'll go out on a limb & say he doesn't watch the news."
"I broke up with my girlfriend over religious beliefs She didn't believe I was god. (Credit: Artie Lange)"
"On the phone to the chinese food place & my cat's all chatty... I cover the receiver and hiss ""Shhh, you want them to hear you?"""
"What do you call someone who sings about mints? A ""Minstrel""."
"I will never go bungee jumping. A rubber breaking was the reason I was born, it sure as hell isn't going to be the reason that I die."
"A man's wife and his lawyer are drowning, and he must make a choice; so, he chooses to go to the movies. The end. just heard this on *Mad Men* btw"