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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish with no eye? (x-post: /r/badjokes) Fsh."

"Freudians suck I used to be a neo-freudian, until I took ap psychology, (jung and horney)"

"how many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three, the right ear, the left ear and the final frontier"

"DOES HOLY WATER WORK ON OBNOXIOUS CHILDREN"

"If a tree falls in the forest...... If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

"What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."

"What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs? A flap in the face."

"Abortion jokes aren't funny Cut it out."

"Why did the square breakup with the circle? She wasn't edgy enough!"

"I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without knowing what 95% of a scientific calculator is used for."