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Joke of the Day
"Why don't North Koreans go to heaven? because they have no Seoul"
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"When I make my first million, Im switching from 2 ply toilet paper to white bread."
"When the moon hits your eye... When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore. When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek that's a moray."
"My biggest fear used to be dying alone but thanks to Trump, I know it'll be in a camp, surrounded by other minorities."
"What breed of dog loves to take a bath? A shampoodle"
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"Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing."
"I told my friend that he can do anything he puts his mind to... ...he told me to lick my own pussy."
"How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? Giraffe."
"What's the best way to bring out your inner child? A coat hanger"