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Joke of the Day
"I'm trying to give up ice cream. It's been a rocky road."
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"heres a bad joke your life"
"How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman? Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald."
"I hope the rain keeps up so it won't come down."
"tough choice Obama, Osama, and Hitler are lined up against a wall who gets shot first Obama for fucking this country"
"How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it."
"I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first."
"What's the difference between a new golf ball and a spoilt child? One's white and shiny, and the other is shite and whiny!"
"It's weird how in England the passenger drives the car"
"What do you call a mexican without a car? CAR-LOSE"