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Joke of the Day

"Cats make the best boyfriends because they're soft, loyal, and won't claim they're straight but then turn gay after one lousy date, BRENT!"

"Whats long brown and sticky? A stick"

"A fun way to find bleach in your coffee is to tell me I'm turning into my mother."

"I hate when I'm running away from monsters at the temple then crash into a tree and die because I wanted to collect all the gold."

"What color is a chameleon on a mirror?"

"Who is the best jewish cook in the world? Hitler"

"If life gives you melons, You might be dyslexic!"

"Wife: We need to go to the store. We're out of milk. Me: We can wait a few days. Wife: We're out of beer. Me: *dives in the car*"

"What do you say when you see a Nazi trip and fall? ""Are you Alt-right?"""

"When you pass gas loudly in a crowded room, everyone should applaud... That takes some guts."