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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to thank the floor, for always catching me when I'm falling down."

"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was out standing in his field...."

"What's the most sensitive part of your body while masturbating Your ears."

"I like my beer how i like my violence Domestic"

"We could have saved 10 - 15 lives a year if Noah would have just said ""ya know what, bears? No"". Plus the Cubs wouldn't be a team."

"Turkey shot down Syrian helicopter at the border. How did they train it to do that?"

"For 65million years the T-rex was the number one predator Then came Bill Cosby"

"Rape game Husband: Darling, let's play rape game Wife: No! Husband: Perfect start"

"What do you call a Beatles fan who happens to be a Chinese sadomasochistic member of the American Army? Yellow Submarine"

"If you're going to have a beer with Russian's You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself. Edit:FUCK I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS JOKE IS"