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Joke of the Day

"Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident and called from the hospital about the four casts."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult? To get to the other side."

"What do you get when you mix Michael Jordan with Donald Trump? A Dunkin' Donut."

"What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs? A Worgi"

"Pilot episode You know how you can tell if a shows going to be any good based on the pilot, since it sets the tempo for the entire show? I just realized that my dad didn't like the pilot of my life..."

"If Mary Poppins floated in on an umbrella today, they'd shoot her out of the sky with a drone."

"Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories? There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number."

"What did one hat say to another? You stay here, I'll go on a head!"

"i think it's ironic that #youdonthavealife is trending on a social networking site."

"I accidentally just laughed at something my 4-year-old did so now I have to pretend to laugh as she does it forty thousand more times."