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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs? A Worgi"
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"What's Hitler's favorite drink? Genocider"
"There was an infantry man that rode horses for over 50 years. What was his name? Major Bumsore"
"[sees girl reading The Bible] ""Ah I love that book. The way they just *clenches fist* buy all those frickin bulls."""
"What do a brick and I have in common? We both get laid by hand."
"What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights? Feminem"
"Did you know condoms had serial numbers? I guess you've never had to roll it down that far"
"How does a Chinese cat say hello? Mi Hao."
"What did the electrician say while swimming across a river? ""Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"""
"two guy's are sitting on the front porch in the yard they see a dog licking his balls one say's to the other do you think I could do that? his buddy says maybe but I think you should pet him first"