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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally just laughed at something my 4-year-old did so now I have to pretend to laugh as she does it forty thousand more times."

"I wasn't too impressed by Dr. Strange.. I've seen Stranger Things."

"10:00pm *gets a snack* 10:01pm *turns on tv* 10:02pm *glances at twitter for 8 seconds* February"

"Shout out to politicians for keeping the word ""folks"" alive."

"What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off? ""Aww, shucks!"""

"Why does Donald Trump want classical music at his inauguration? He wants to grab them by Debussy."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? can't jam peanut butter in your ass"

"Why was the horse kicked out of the country western bar? He was a homosexual."

"What's green and flies over Germany ? Snazis. This insanely corny joke brought to you by my Dad, circa 1990. May he rest in peace!"

"Do I know any jokes about Sodium? Na"