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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix Michael Jordan with Donald Trump? A Dunkin' Donut."

"A blond goes to the doctor Blonde: Doctor my skin is very smooth and fair, what should I do before going to sleep? Doctor: Lock the door"

"Apple Store robbed The Apple Store in Regents Street, London, was robbed this morning. Police are appealing for an iWitness!"

"How do you start a powerful woman's movement? Laxatives."

"If I give up my seat for you on the bus, it's my right to stand in front of you and stare down your blouse. I think it's in the Bible."

"Never met a teenager driving a luxury car that I didn't hate."

"What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium? It's CoRnY"

"Six meaty inches of protein packed bliss! No joke, the actual description of the black forest ham sandwich from Subway for their October special."

"My plan if there is a draft: Put a coat on."

"(Hope this isn't a repost) What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight? The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies."