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Joke of the Day

"How do black people die from a drive by? Everytime someone screams ""get down! "" they stand up and start dancing!"

"My walk of shame is putting back the 9 boxes of assorted cereals that my wife found in the grocery cart."

"What do you get if you cross a bear and a wolf? You get eaten is what you get. Stop upsetting scary animals."

"Three guys walk into a bar The fourth one ducked."

"I have a bumper sticker that says ""Honk if you think I'm sexy"" I then wait at green lights 'til I feel better about myself."

"What is the greatest right given to Muslim women? The right to remain silent."

"What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday? AYE MATEY!"

"Going to How to Train Your Dragon tomorrow... Or marriage guidance counselling as the wife calls it."

"My son fell of the couch and said ""I broke my butt!"" So I said ""I get some super glue to fix it."" He said ""ya but it already had a Crack in it!"""

"A priest, a rabbi, a nun, a doctor, an engineer and a blond walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, what is this, some kind of a joke?"""