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Joke of the Day
"Never bang someone old enough to be your mom especially if you were adopted"
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"My father's sister really isn't fond of jews... We call her auntie-semitite"
"How is a gay man like a tumbleweed? They blow and blow and blow until they end up stuck on a fence in Wyoming."
"Q: Why don't matches play baseball? A: One strike, and they're out."
"Goodnight Moon, you albino m&m looking space-pebble garbage piece of shit"
"I ordered a brand-new sandwich maker online. Her name is Svetlana."
"Not sure if I want buns of steel, or buns of cinnamon."
"During sexual intercourse Jimmy suddenly stops and becomes motionless.. .. Girl: What the heck are you doing?? Jimmy: I have seen this on adult porn sites, it's called ""buffering"""
"It's funny, when I walk into a spider web I demolish his home and misplace his dinner yet I still feel like the victim."
"If future me us reading this some how, please reply ASAP Need help with my life"