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Joke of the Day
"Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy? Because the are always metal-ing."
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"Me, as a judge: OK we'll take a quick recess now. *lawyers start discussing lawyer things* *I go outside and swing on the swingset*"
"A random stranger laughed at how I was lactose intolerant How dairy"
"The iPhone SE just came out Finally a phone that Donald Trump can use."
"Was Hitler's favorite number 8? NEIN NEIN NEIN!"
"Chuck Norris' erections hum."
"My dad use to take me to the circus to see the tattooed man and the bearded lady. Now, I can see them anytime shopping at Walmart."
"A man went to a Library and asked for a book on homosexuals. ""Go through the back door"" said the Librarian. ""That's the one"" I replied."
"You say ""potato"", I say ""This isn't working. I think we are unhealthy together and you scare the shit out of me. Keep the cat. He hates me."""
"I suppose you can take my cold dead hand when you pry it from my warm live one and charge me w/unlawful possession of human remains"