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Joke of the Day

"Was Hitler's favorite number 8? NEIN NEIN NEIN!"

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"""Well, there's no point in starting that now."" - Friday, 3pm"
"cop joke He got pulled over by a cop. Cop:""I've been waiting all day to catch someone like you."" Boy:""I know sir, I got here as fast as I could."""
"Ladies, the next time a guy has the courage to talk to you, remember he's not wearing makeup. Also, remember what you look like without it."
"What is the only thing on earth that goes ""ha ha"" on a Monday? A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday."
"""Bros before hoes"" sounds like something a bro without a hoe would say."
"Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!"
"Children give terrible gifts because they're poor."
"My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"
"A blowfly walks into a bar.... And asks ""Is this stool taken?"""