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Joke of the Day

"I tried growing some thin fruit last month But there's been slim pickings."

"What did the suicide bomber ask his son? ""What do you want to be when you blow up?"""

"date: and then after traveling to Iceland I decided to get my MBA me: date: me: I went to Arby's 7 times yesterday"

"Jet Steel can't melt dank memes"

"A Muslim walks into a bar. No one survived the blast."

"Why did the chicken get a strike? Because it was a fowl."

"My chair at work is really uncomfortable. I wonder if a stool softener will work."

"Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete? It's mistaken for granite."

"If you had a gun with 1 bullet and you see Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton chilling in a boat in pacific ocean who would you shoot? I'd shoot god damn fucking boat because both deserves to sink."

"Is Monica Lewinsky good at the piano? I don't know about the piano, but she sucks at the organ."