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Joke of the Day

"A Muslim walks into a bar. No one survived the blast."

"i hate when... ...when people ask me where i see myself in 5 years. come on guys, i don't have 2020 vision."

"what kind of bees make milk? BOOBEES!"

"Imagine if our butt crack was horizontal There would be a clapping sound everytime we go up the stairs"

"My son asked what it was like to be a parent so I begged him to make me chicken nuggets and then held on to his leg so he couldn't move."

"your laughing style Hehehe hahaaha ahahaha ohahahooo ehahahee"

"Jon Snow must be a redditor He knows kn0thing."

"What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea? I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face."

"Dear Edward, maybe the reason you can't read Bella's mind is because there's nothing in her head. Sincerely, Logic."

"A young girl asks her father. A young girl asks her father ""Daddy what does the word slut mean?"" Father ""Sweetie don't use that word, your mother will be offended"""