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Joke of the Day

"My new years resolution is 1200x800"

"Everyone keeps saying they hate the smell of moth balls But I just keep wondering how they spread those tiny legs apart."

"My N'Sync tattoo? I got it to remind me not to make impulsive decisions based on fleeting trends that I'd regret for the rest of my life."

"Why does the corn hate the farmer? Because he picks his ears!"

"When I see a car with a Romney bumper sticker driving near a car with an Obama sticker I want them to turn into transformers & battle"

"If rain is God's tears What is snow?"

"When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says."

"[Pun] There's something about the sky... There was a man in an airplane and he had just over dosed on alcohol, one could say he really was HIGH -<>~<>- ^those are what I call 'pun glasses'"

"Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish"

"Me ""I love you."" My 3yo ""Thanks."" And just like that, 4 years of High School memories came flooding back."