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Joke of the Day
"My chair at work is really uncomfortable. I wonder if a stool softener will work."
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"How many rednecks does it take... I don't know exactly, but a shit ton."
"Why are liars so lazy? Because they are always lying in bed!"
"Sorry a remote fell out when you took off my bra"
"[sees old lady drop $20] Devil on Shoulder: Grab her cash! Devil on other Shoulder: And push her over!"
"I saw a BMW driving safely and being respectful of other drivers today. That was the joke."
"The awesome thing about planned parenthood Is the more limbs they cut off the more places I have to stick it."
"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Seriously, how many blondes? Need to know ASAP."
"Just watched Starwars The Force Awakend It felt kind of forced"
"I just went to the Air & Space museum. Boy do I feel ripped off. It was just an empty room."