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Joke of the Day
"What does a baby computer call his father? Data."
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"Where do adolescent gangsters go? The childhood"
"The human liver can withstand up to 97% damage and make a full recovery. Yet not one doctor will accept this as an argument for alcoholism."
"A girlfriend and boyfriend are talking... The girl says, ""hey John, how do you spell 'pedophilia?'"" He responds, ""gosh honey, why do you need to know? That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old."""
"Did you hear about the Agnostic? Did you hear about the Agnostic Insomniac with Dyslexia? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."
"Don't be fooled by looks, butterflies taste just like moths."
"Yesterday I was telling my friend that my chiropodist improved my posture ... He pointed out that it was in fact my chiropractor. I stand corrected."
"""International Women's Day......Cause it's not like you want attention on any other day..."""
"First Review in for ""The Force Awakens"" Absolutely to die for"
"I rarely eat kale chips, but when I do-I eat them condescendingly and self-righteously."