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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Agnostic? Did you hear about the Agnostic Insomniac with Dyslexia? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."

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"I bought some shoes off a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like ""Get outta here boys! I didn't get this chubby by sharing my milkshakes!"""
"A fax machine is just a surprise printer."
"If Sanders win the nomination, won't that make him mainstream? There goes the hipster vote."
"Thats the thing about incontinence pants.. .. you're in control."
"Hi yes, I'd like the cheeseburger ""How would you like that cooked?"" *gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously"
"My collegue just threw my punch card at me, I ducked just in time!!! But I almost got clocked out!"
"At an AC/DC concert... Brian Johnson: You guys ready to rock? Crowd: YESSSSSS Brian Johnson: I can't hear you!"
"Switzerland is a pretty sweet country... and their flag's a big plus."
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