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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay man in Russia? Forbidden fruit."
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"Why do people with Ocd never have diarrhea. They got their shit in order."
"When it comes to my diet, I don't do cheat days I do cheat years."
"I'm having trouble finishing my joke about tree surgery! Stick joke here!"
"What kind of father names their child Adam? A scientist."
"What is a great way to baby-proof a house? Condoms"
"My life That's the joke."
"So I went to grad school and finished my doctorate... I got my doctorate in fighting games and completed a masters in traditional line dancing. My degree is called the Shoryucan-can"
"Wife: Have you seen my razor? Me: [with only one eyebrow] I have not"
"How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head? If it's red on top, fire in the hole."