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Joke of the Day
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
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"If there was a game show where people have to find a phone charger before their phone dies I would win the million dollars"
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"like my grandfather did, i want to die peacefully in my sleep... ...not screaming and yelling like his passengers"
"Are you today's date? Cause you're 10/10."
"What's your ringtone? That's nice, mine's a light shade of brown."
"What do teachers drink at school? Facul-tea"
"Guy at the park who just put out his cigar and started doing tai chi is my new fitness guru."
"Why is Epsilon afraid of Zeta? Because Zeta Eta Theta"