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Joke of the Day
"What's your ringtone? That's nice, mine's a light shade of brown."
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"So a black guy walks into a bank... Approaching the nearest available teller, he says, ""Hi, I'd like to file for bankruptcy."" ""Okay"", the teller replies, ""what's your name?"" ""Fifty Cent"" badum tisss"
"Oh you're a jogger? Good for you. I just burned 3000 calories in under 30 minutes. Can't believe I forgot that pizza was in the oven."
"Arnold Palmer: The Movie staring Ice-T and Jack Lemmon, also I'm very very sorry"
"I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball... Apparently he's a great switch hitter."
"Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out."
"Repost! You're a fucking joke."
"Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without a screwed up wheel, it already has a Women pushing it around."
"I told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high. She looked surprised."
"How does an economist open a can of beans? ""Assume you have a can opener..."""