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Joke of the Day

"Why is Epsilon afraid of Zeta? Because Zeta Eta Theta"

"Chuck Norris's version of a ""chocolate milkshake"" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel."

"The recipe said ""Set the oven to 180 degrees,"" so I did, but now I can't open it because the door faces the wall."

"I wouldn't say it's easy living with erectile dysfunction. But it's not hard."

"What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It's been almost 6 years...is it okay to make jokes yet?"

"What do trees take when they have a headache? Aleve."

"A Post-It note on every wine bottle at home that just says DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR AGAIN THAT WAS BAD"

"Did you hear about the Mechanic who slept under the car? He wanted to wake up oily in the morning."

"A recent study estimated that 8% of all Facebook accounts are fake... unless you count people's personalities, then that number jumps to 93%."

"I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold. Now I realize... It's getting back at someone."