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Joke of the Day
"Why is Epsilon afraid of Zeta? Because Zeta Eta Theta"
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"In other news.... We now have the most attractive First Lady since Marilyn Monroe."
"I didn't say you are fat, I just said that going out with you feels like going on a double date"
"What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing? A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P"
"If the women with big boobs work at hooters... where do the women with only one leg work? Ihop."
"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example: Ben is in a hurry. Ben is in a coma."
"What do comedians do when they get tired of doing standup comedy? Sitcoms"
"During an argument with my wife, she dropped the old ""why did you even marry me?"" line. Apparently ""Your sister was already taken"" was not the right answer."
"By putting the punchline in the title. How do you trick a bunch of Internet nerds into thinking you are a scumbag reposter?"
"How many lives does a Nazi cat have? Nein"