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Joke of the Day

"What do teachers drink at school? Facul-tea"

"human skin boots My friend paid $4,000 for human skin boots and pants. I told him how stupid that was--he could have had the same thing in black for $29."

"Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for awhile"

"Racist humor ;) Why are there so many black people in Detroit??? It's because they heard there was no jobs there."

"Lance Armstrong finally admitted to doping... ...at least he had the ball to admit it."

"Blue Collar Work Where does the blue collar chicken work? The Eggplant."

"Customer: Waiter look at this chicken! It's nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: Would you like the feathers too?"

"A lost & found note as a gesture of goodwill. Whoever lost a Rolex I report ""the time now is 20 minutes after seven"""

"Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three? One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

"Girlfriend: ""babe it's hot I need a fan"" [Boyfriend starts taking pictures with her and BEGGING for autographs]"