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Joke of the Day
"Some kids were making fun of the new Spanish guy. I said, ""Ole off him."""
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"Two candles wanted to get high... They lit up and got low instead. Happy 4/20!"
"Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal? Because they're crossing the Finnish line."
"Ray Rice. Michael Vick. And now Adrian Peterson. Congratulations, NFL. Your woman/children/animal abuse trifecta is officially complete."
"See these bags under my eyes? They're Prada."
"Is it okay for men to sit down to pee? The manager of this sofa store doesn't seem to think so."
"Because United 93 didn't hit it's target, Osama bin Laden wasn't perfectly happy about the terror attacks. So he rated it a 9/11."
"Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't run home"
"Whenever I'm feeling really tired, I just watch the new Star Wars trailer... Because The Force Awakens me"
"Babies who need to wear glasses creep me out. it's like they are trying to act smarter than me or something, I don't like it"