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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I clicked on 10 Things You Didn't Know About Denny's and number one was ""It used to be called Danny's."" get OUT of here"

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... Now it doesn't work."

"As long as the stupid phrase ""interracial relationship"" exists, I'm going to refer to same race ones as a ""color-coordinated relationship."""

"Mom, you're embarrassing me in front of the hostages!"

"*in court* Your honor,this case must be thrown out ""On what grounds?"" *points to defendants nametag: ABookByItsCover* *Judges head explodes*"

"So, my feminist cousin is diabetic and recently, her legs were amputated... ...safe to say, she won't be jumping to conclusions anytime soon."

"How many sad soccer fans are there today? A Brazillion..."

"Knock Knock. Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z"

"Sad news from Miami today: Famous rapper, Pitbull, was unfortunately found alive in his home today according to a relative."

"The reality is men have no idea what women want... and women have no idea what women want"