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Joke of the Day

"The reality is men have no idea what women want... and women have no idea what women want"

"Remember people, good manners is what separates us from the French."

"My recipe for vodka-flavoured brats never caught on. It was the Absolut wurst."

"LEGAL JARGON! Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!"

"I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now I'm worried about my vagina."

"Me: Happy Easter! Taylor Swift: I hate Easter! It's all a lie! Me: The Jesus thing? Taylor Swift: Ya... Men don't come back after 3 Days!"

"If I owned a moving company, I'd call it 'Van Gogh.'"

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness you'd better come to my surgery right away! I can't my power cable won't reach that far."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah Who? ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!! *explosions*"

"What do Russians call their barbers? Combrade"