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Joke of the Day

"Sad news from Miami today: Famous rapper, Pitbull, was unfortunately found alive in his home today according to a relative."

"Thanks for wishing me a Happy Monday, you've changed my entire outlook. I don't hate Monday anymore. I hate you. Happy New Sworn Enemy."

"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair. And a table.."

"Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris."

"My favorite music genre is a refined form of rock... Metal"

"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant But then I changed my mind"

"If experience has taught me anything, I've forgotten what it was."

"Holocaust jokes are not funny Anne Frankly sick of them."

"When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMMFHcRSjR8"

"I dont't want to die a virgin because that means I'll have to have sex with terrorists."