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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt? A cairopractor."

"Jessica Simpson had her baby. Apparently, Kanye busted into the delivery room and said Beyonce had the best baby of all time."

"Gay guys are fucking assholes."

"The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I called my teacher ""mom"" during sex."

"What's a pirates favorite material? ~~Arrrgyle~~*YARRRN!*^Thanks ^Bravesurf"

"A blind man walks into a bar ow."

"I think that whenever you become a parent, doctors should just prescribe whatever pills you want."

"Help. All the girls on Tinder say if you're only looking for sex, swipe left. It's not working"

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo-bees !"

"Did you hear about the guy who had sex with his car? Apparently he was pretty Exhausted.... <.< .>.> I'll show myself out -.-"