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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Zimbabwe loves the rapper 50 Cent? Or as he's known there, 400 billion dollars."

"Deer What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea What do you call a deer with no legs no eyes and no dick? Still no fucking ides"

"I've never been to Prague... But I've always wanted to Czech it out!"

"Are you tired of every day being the same? Congratulations, you're an adult!"

"why are narwhals so sexually attracted to everything? because they are horny"

"Any time someone tells you they're ""about 20 minutes away"" they're lying. They haven't left yet."

"Remember, if you're ever being attacked by a mob of clowns Always go for the juggler."

"I have a strong relationship with the flying spaghetti monster... ...but it's strained to say the least"

"Chuck Norris' prostate has eaten dozens of doctor's middle fingers."

"Pregnant elephant Q: What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug? A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug."