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Joke of the Day

"Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn't proof that you can effectively work as part of a team"

"Relationships and Algebra are very similar! Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"

"I like my women how I like my bicycles, chained up in the garage."

"Star sign logic: Some good things will happen to u and then some bad things will happen. It'll pretty much continue like this until u die."

"""I don't care how goodlooking you are if you don't have any brains."" -Zombies"

"Who named their company after your dick? Bill Gates."

"Can a woman make a man a millionaire? Only if he's a billionaire. Credits to Kevin Hart"

"Two girls and a cup walk into a bar They get shitfaced"

"My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me. At least that's one thing she has in common with my wife."

"It's amazing that whales have evolved to live for over 700 years and humans have evolved to spread misinformation online! Nature's wonders!"