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Joke of the Day
"I once called my teacher mom I was home schooled"
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"I used to have a height complex... But I grew out of it."
"I thought of this joke while at work today, tell me what you think! Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together? It is always an insecure line!"
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift."
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who can read binary, and those who can't."
"My wife ran off with my best friend... Man! I'm going to miss him...."
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