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Joke of the Day
"Gather round children, and let me tell ye the story of the black forest ham"
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"Is athlete's foot [gulp] fatal, doc? ""Not with the proper treatment."" *gives foot $56M 7-year contract*"
"If you leave me a voicemail, congratulations. You've just given me the gift of anxiety."
"The leading cause of death in 1926 was being hit by a spinning newspaper graphic"
"What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica? Pokemon"
"One of my great-grandparents believed in God, but the other seven didn't Which makes me an eighth theist"
"What's the difference between a Grayhound station and a lobster who got a boob job? Ones a crusty ass bus station, the other is a busty ass crustacean."
"Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing? To get some fresh air"
"I have a crippling fear of Santa Apparently I'm Claustrophobic."
"If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex... Would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?"