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Joke of the Day

"Co-worker: ""If you love something, set it free, if it comes back it's yours to k.."" Me - ""THOSE ARE BOOMERANGS, MICHELLE."""

"What is a 72? A 69 with 3 people watching."

"A Zombie ate Ram's brains... He didn't mind it at all... Silly but original. :P"

"My friends dog just died, he told me he wanted another one just like him... ...why whould you want another dead dog?"

"Place a STUDENT DRIVER sign on top of your car, and suddenly nobody suspects you of drunk driving."

"Don't hate the player, play the player. They never see that coming."

"What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends :("

"Don't glare at me lady! You're the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in the store!"

"Have you heard about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods... ...?"

"A white American told me I shouldn't call myself ""British"" because brown people aren't native to Britain. A white American White. American."